Odd Socks Pillows

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

How it started: How it's going

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Missing Sock

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'