Octopi Gifts

The Octopuss.

"You do like octopus?"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Octopus on Keys.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

The USA...

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Oculist and cat