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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clown Face Painting

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

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