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'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

Timber!

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"They go to a private school."

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Sworn Anenome

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Whale hunt.

Why Squid and Octopuses Don't Play Ball Games

'Finally I experienced runner's high. I put scotch in the water bottle.'

"Do the math, we've got a missing seal and you're a killer-whale. . . this confession ain't gonna sign itself, buddy!"

Hay-on-Kwai Festival