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"They go to a private school."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Projectile hairballing."

"What did Jesus order?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Ask Sadie

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'