Oceanic Laughter Seeker Prints

"They go to a private school."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"OMG, LOL!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'