Oceanic Bibliophiles Gifts

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

George Orwell

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'