Ocean Oddball Pillows

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Clam Spearing

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"It's not easy being green…"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

"I was going to go swimming, but the ocean is too crowded."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Save the Whales/Free Radicals!!

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'What is all the racket up here?!'

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

...After the oil spill.

"Human waste."