Ocean Daredevil Pillows

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Touché"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Batman O' War

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

A man plays golf by the sea

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."