Ocean Adversary T-Shirts

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'