Ocean Adversary Mugs

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

The one that got away

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."