Ocean Addict Mugs

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Turtle Hat

'I blame global warming!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."