Ocean Addict Mugs

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Turtle Hat

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."