Occult Humorist Pillows

"Route US 666"

Zombie standup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Clown God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Mars Rover

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Asteroid Bennu

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

You are Here

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"