Obstacle Course Navigator Pillows

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Can't Touch This

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

The Corporate Rat.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Hurdles with Steps

"Nice putt."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Loans: First hurdle.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

American and European Economy.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Caution.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Parkour championship

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'