Obstacle Course Navigator Pillows

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Can't Touch This

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

The Corporate Rat.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Hurdles with Steps

"Nice putt."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Loans: First hurdle.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

American and European Economy.

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

Caution.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

Club House. Number 18 is over 300 yards --- You drove the green?! Yeah, but I stopped because the cart was ruining the grass.

Parkour championship