Obstacle Course Enthusiast Pillows

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Can't Touch This

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Foul!"

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

Competitions.

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Boy Talk

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

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