Obstacle Course Enthusiast Pillows

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Can't Touch This

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Foul!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

Competitions.

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

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Ribbon

Traffic Disruption Dept.

'Goooaaaalllllll!'