Obsessive Neatnik Gifts

'Neat Freaks Anonymous' meeting schedule.

Audio Books

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

We don't have wi-fi.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Desert Island Raking

"He's into binge fetching."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

Decorating with O.C.D.

'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

State of ye art pop-up technology

"...and this is the library..."

'Don't forget to wipe your feet!'

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"