Obsession Pillows

Baroque Bach Mountain

"We're exclusively delts."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Richard Graves.

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"#skydiving"

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

When fleas attack.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

Dining Out.

'This doctor is very thorough.'

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

'He's stopped to clean the bugs off his glasses.'

"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."