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Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"It's not what you think."

"Another nightmare?"

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Richard Graves.

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Baroque Bach Mountain

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'It's driving me crazy. I keep having this recurring dream about discovering a terrific tax gimmick and then I wake up before it's revealed to me.'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.