Brand Obsessionist T-Shirts

"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

CATCHY NAME

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"I believe in consistent branding."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

We're polishing our brand.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Fashion Mistake.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"My husband's in advertising."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'