Observer Of Awkward Moments Pillows

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

Showbiz Awards

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Are you blushing?!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Speed Dating Disasters

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."