Obscure Gem Seekers Gifts

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Will you be mine?

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

Pirates

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The traveling Yard Sale.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'What do you see in gold futures.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Scavenenger's hunt.

"Kkerching."

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

"We've changed our investment strategy."

"Undiscovered Portugal, Linda, oh you'll love it! We went there years ago."

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."