Obscure Gem Seekers Prints

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Will you be mine?

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

The traveling Yard Sale.

Pirates

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

Scavenenger's hunt.

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

"Kkerching."

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

"We've changed our investment strategy."

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."