Hidden Gem Seeker Gifts

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

"Undiscovered Portugal, Linda, oh you'll love it! We went there years ago."

Bookshop

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."