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Death and the mp3 player.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Bryan Ferry

ThrEschers.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

François Guizot

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

The Good Samaritan.

Vegicurious

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."