Obedience Skeptics Gifts

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Training.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".