Obedience Obsessive Gifts

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Shake! Good Dog."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'