Nutrition Trends T-Shirts

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

La Table

But is it organic?

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."