Nutrition Trends Gifts

I asked a lady if she wanted to grab a kale smoothie with me. She totally ignored me. Of course she did. Very few ladies are interested in a guy who latches on to the latest fads. It suggests you've got a roving eye, and you'll leave her for someone new later on. Most women like a man who's "classic." Solid. Reliable. Unmoved by the ever-changing winds. That's why I eat nothing but nuts, berries and hippos. If it was good enough for the cavemen, it's good enough for me. I thought cavemen ate bro

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

But is it organic?

La Table

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Like death by salad.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Studies show foods work miracles!