Nutrition Derider Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their space with our nutrition derider pillows—fun, comfortable, and perfect for cozying up with a joke about healthy eating.

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Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.' mockup

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..." mockup

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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To do before Saturday...

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables." mockup

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life. mockup

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!" mockup

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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'Diet considerations.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!" mockup

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

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'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.' mockup

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Health Nut with a 60-Pack

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George." mockup

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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Heart Disease Menu

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For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks. mockup

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

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'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!' mockup

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

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'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.' mockup

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

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"Well, then - two apples a day."

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Friendly bacteria

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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Artificial Isle

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"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!" mockup

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices." mockup

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

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Nutrition Derider Pillows Collection

Nutrition Derider Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at diet and nutrition topics. Click here to find the ideal caffeine companion.

Nutrition Derider Prints

Decorate their space with clever, funny prints that challenge dietary stereotypes. Browse our selection for a unique gift they'll appreciate.

Nutrition Derider T-Shirts

Looking for a witty gift that they can wear? Our range of nutrition derider t-shirts adds humor and style to any wardrobe. Discover your favorite design now.