Nut Allergy-aware Friend Pillows

Warning - may contain nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

The Nihilist Deli.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Mixed Nuts

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Tangled facing dog...

P*ssed-atchios...

Eat More Salted Nuts

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

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A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."