Nut Allergy-aware Friend Pillows

Warning - may contain nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

The Nihilist Deli.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Mixed Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

P*ssed-atchios...

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Eat More Salted Nuts

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

Tangled facing dog...

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

'I just read that in order to get the same benefit as lab mice got from taking resveratrol, you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles of wine per day. For you, that would mean cutting back.'

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.