Nursery Rhyme Nerd T-Shirts

Wear your love for nursery rhymes on your sleeve! Our playful t-shirts celebrate childhood classics with clever, whimsical designs that nursery rhyme nerds will love to flaunt.

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"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear." mockup

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

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'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?' mockup

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

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"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**." mockup

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.' mockup

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

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"We seem to have lost Bo Peep for the moment, we'll try and get her back, meanwhile..."

"We seem to have lost Bo Peep for the moment, we'll try and get her back, meanwhile..." mockup

"We seem to have lost Bo Peep for the moment, we'll try and get her back, meanwhile..."

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.' mockup

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'." mockup

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

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'Are you made of sugar?'

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon." mockup

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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"Well, that one got away."

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'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!' mockup

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

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"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon." mockup

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack." mockup

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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'Henrietta is so self-confident.' mockup

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

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Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car. mockup

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem." mockup

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping. mockup

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

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Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!' mockup

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

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'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...' mockup

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

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"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?" mockup

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!" mockup

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

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If you're happy and you know it... mockup

If you're happy and you know it...

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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand." mockup

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

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"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!" mockup

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

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Nursery Rhyme Nerd T-Shirts Collection

Nursery Rhyme Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of nursery rhyme nerd mugs for a daily dose of childhood nostalgia and witty humor—perfect for anyone who loves these timeless melodies.

Nursery Rhyme Nerd Pillows

Bring whimsy into home decor with our nursery rhyme-themed pillows—comfortable, charming, and perfect for any nursery rhyme enthusiast’s space.

Nursery Rhyme Nerd Prints

Inspire with our nursery rhyme-inspired prints—artful interpretations of childhood classics, perfect for adorning nursery walls with a touch of nostalgic charm.