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'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'And you're telling me this, why?'

If you're happy and you know it...

A Preschool of Fish

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Where's your nose?"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'