Nursery Narrative Pillows

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

A Preschool of Fish

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

If you're happy and you know it...

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Where's your nose?"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'