Nurse Dreamer Mugs

DIY / Jr. Nurse.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Math Dreams

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Little Princess.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Sleeping Beauty

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Rocket.

"Define fair."

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Emma's Unicorn

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'