Nursery Dreamers Mugs

Triplet

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

If you're happy and you know it...

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Where's your nose?"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Children's Nursery

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

"Yes your Majesty, ALL of your horses and ALL of your men. It's a long shot, but it might just work."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Nice bling!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'