Nursery Dreamers T-Shirts

Triplet

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

If you're happy and you know it...

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Batman's Baby

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Where's your nose?"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Children's Nursery

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Yes your Majesty, ALL of your horses and ALL of your men. It's a long shot, but it might just work."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'