Numismatist Pillows

Look at all these one cent coins! Some of them are over two hundred years old! Canada is discontinuing the use of pennies, and some people say it's just a matter of time before the United States does the same. That'll never happen -- It would be unconstitutional. Unconstitutional? Yeah, it's a free speech issue .. Withoug pennies, people wouldn't be able to put in their two cents!

The cost of education

"You're on a what?!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

COVID-19 dime

"This new pound coin looks like a threepence...it feels like a threepence...and it spends like a threepence."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'Fermat's First Theorem'

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

8. VIII. Just because it took four of us to do your job doesn't mean we were slacking off!

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

Obvious problem.

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

"It's a numerology thing... I'm a one and we are a two."

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

Passage of the Bland Silver Bill: Columbia Rebukes Uncle Sam

Figures 1 to 4.

'But I'm twice the man he is!'

"We're not afraid of you. My date's an accountant. There's strength in numbers."

Roman soldier in police line up.

I've always been more of a numbers guy. M. R. S. B. D. A. 2. 8. 3. 6. 4.