Numismatist Pillows

The cost of education

"You're on a what?!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

COVID-19 dime

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'Fermat's First Theorem'

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

Obvious problem.

"It's a numerology thing... I'm a one and we are a two."

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

Passage of the Bland Silver Bill: Columbia Rebukes Uncle Sam

Figures 1 to 4.

'But I'm twice the man he is!'

"We're not afraid of you. My date's an accountant. There's strength in numbers."

Roman soldier in police line up.

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

Monetary Crisis in South - Auction for a $5 Gold Piece at Danville, Nr North Carolina