Numismatics Pillows

"You're on a what?!"

Monetary Crisis in South - Auction for a $5 Gold Piece at Danville, Nr North Carolina

COVID-19 dime

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'

"That's 'cos he's royal. We wouldn't get that much for Wayne!"

"The new pound coin won't fit."

"This new pound coin looks like a threepence...it feels like a threepence...and it spends like a threepence."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'And that's with massaging the numbers!'

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Actually, you're not having a midlife crises. It's a .723 life crises.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

The cost of education

8. VIII. Just because it took four of us to do your job doesn't mean we were slacking off!

Obvious problem.

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

"Do you want the correct answer, or do you want the feel-good-politically-correct answer?"

'He just learned to count last week and last night he invented 69'

'Happy LXI birthday to you, happy LXI birthday...'