Numerical Illusionist Gifts

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'It's Blurred.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Houdini's infancy.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Alien Magician

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

'Judging from this loan application, you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"