Number Callers Pillows

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Drama Llama

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'It's for you.'

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

Oh, crap! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back.

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

Communications Department.

"I know it was you. I have collie ID."

'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

'Well, if I got the wrong number how come you answered the phone?'

Man Chasing After Infinite Numbers. . .

It's that danged telemarketer again.

Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'

"All of our door to door cold callers have to go through a rigorous induction process."