Nugget Explorer T-Shirts

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

The Vineyard

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Before/After

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Inbox and outbox for books

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Introvert-in-a-Box

Dodo with rubber ring

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Super Karamazov Bros.

Lav Nav

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Drive In - "That's $7.99, 2400 calories and 125 grams of fat."

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."