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'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"