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'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Bear Signpost.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Reality Bites

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.