Nude Adventurers Prints

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

Sailor in Car.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'None shall pass!'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Am I next?'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'It's the new transparent government.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."