Nudist Adventurer Prints

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

Hopes: We're gonna need a bigger emotional toolbox!

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Father Bascombe makes the wrong assumption about the wedding at the nudist colony'

"Every photograph I've taken here is over exposed"

"Lovely! This is the perfect outfit for our nudists' convention! That'll be 2175 Euros, sir!"

Nudist Beach for people who shouldn't even think of being nude in public.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Privates Beach"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"