Nude Enthusiast Prints

"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Customs.

'Am I next?'

"Nothing against naturist holidays, sir, it's just that we'd rather you kept your clothes on 'til you actually got there."

'Walter is very hard to buy for.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Drawing.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'