Nude Adventurers Mugs

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

Sailor in Car.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'None shall pass!'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'No luggage.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Well, we're not animals.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Am I next?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."