Nuclear Skeptic Gifts

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

'No one is free to work this weekend. They're all going to be out demonstrating against this place.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"I totally meant to do that."

Radioactive pollution.

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Some deterrent that was!"

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Documentation Please

The Nuclear Balance

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Nuclear lineup

Science deniers Soc.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."