Nuclear Skeptic Pillows

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

'No one is free to work this weekend. They're all going to be out demonstrating against this place.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Kim Jong-un

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Radioactive pollution.

Nuclear lineup

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Doing Something About the Weather

"Some deterrent that was!"

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

01/08/45

Science deniers Soc.

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

This is Weird

Documentation Please

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s