Novelty Vehicle Rider Pillows

"Do I put Google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Ball Pool Peril