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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Tunnel of Like.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

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Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Scrambler.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Parents compare buggies

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Turkey dot com.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

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Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

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